C Instrument - Level 1 - Digital Download SKU: A0.1432546 By Elwood. By Elwood. Arranged by Elwood. Broadway,Film/TV,Folk,Jazz,Musical/Show. Lead Sheet / Fake Book. 1 pages. Paul Elwood #1013024. Published by Paul Elwood (A0.1432546). A piece of doggrel set to music: 'You can't repel a moose in heat by blowing on a tuba! Not even when you're camping on the island of Aruba... and it sort of devolves from there.