Clarinet,Guitar,Instrumental Duet - Level 3 - Digital Download SKU: A0.1499674 Composed by David Warin Solomons. 20th Century,Comedy,Contemporary. 2 pages. David Warin Solomons #1075740. Published by David Warin Solomons (A0.1499674). Intrumental version of my song inspired by this poem by Mary Holtby (by way of a parody on TS Eliot's Macavity the mystery cat).McQuiddity is a naughty and very funny dog:McQuiddity, McQuiddity, there's no-one like McQuiddityHis errors are so vulgar and so coarse in their solidityYou may walk along the pavementYou may step upon the stairIt's odorously evident McQuiddity's been thereMcQuiddity, McQuiddity, there's no-one like McQuiddityHe doesn't know the meaning of decorum or timidityHe barks at friends and neighboursand will give the boss a scareBut when burglars cart the silver off, he doesn't turn a hairIf you stagger through a doorwayWith an overloaded trayYou can bet that old McQuiddity's lying in the wayIf the chocolates vanish overnightor gloves vacate a chairThen it's absolutely certain that McQuiddity's been there.McQuiddity, McQuiddity, there's no-one like McQuiddityHe's totally unrivalled in the depth of his stupidityHis canine infelicities no cretin could surpassHe's undisputed champion of the disobedience classMcQuiddity!
