Digital Download SKU: A0.1072010 Composed by Jim Ivy. Arranged by Jim Ivy. Contemporary,Country. Full Performance. Duration 97. Jim Ivy #5214027. Published by Jim Ivy (A0.1072010). You've heard the Men's Clinic ads on the radio. This one is just for fun!A fellow named EdWas havin’ trouble in the bedTill he turned on his radio.The announcer saidAre you having trouble in bed?There is a place you can go!Oh, the doctor’s thereSpecialize in men’s care,They’ve got the cure you can use!Just go on inYou’ll leave with a grinAnd a stiffer… constitution!---------------------------------------If the women in your lifeAre giving you strifeYou just can’t keep it up no more.Say you’re out on a date andShe says, Oh, please stay late!Do you just hang your head at the door?Now you can walk right in,You’ll leave with a grin‘Cause of your new stiffer… constitution!So if your problems halfwayBetween your head and your toesYou got the ‘rectile Dysfunctioning Blues’.
